At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
He kissed a someone with a penis
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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