I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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