oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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