I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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