Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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