these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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