Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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