Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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