Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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