Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
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my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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