Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
