11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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