Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Randomize
