but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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