I wannas sexs uuuuu
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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