I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Did I show you my penis last night?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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