it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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