i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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