but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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