i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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