do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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