I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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