I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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