Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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