Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Randomize
