thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
