thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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