Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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