the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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