there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
