Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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