hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
