Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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