idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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