So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
