gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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