Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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