My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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