It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Randomize
