I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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