Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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