Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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