how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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