Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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