just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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