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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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