I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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