Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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