actually, I'm a sock model
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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