I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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