there was a trapeze. enough said
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
