doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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