I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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