I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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