do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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