My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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