i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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