just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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