i would punch a child for taco bell
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I would ride that face into the sunset
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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