i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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