we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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